So I've been up since 6am now due to vast amounts of alcohol consumed early yesterday followed by fabulous kebab & ensuing alco-coma which lasted approximately 8 hours.
Am I using my time constructively? Well - yes & no. I spent the last 3 hours reading other people's blogs. God - some of you people are funny. I'm on holiday so for once I can use my time unconstructively & feel good about it. Maybe I'll spend the next couple of hours playing Mah-jong solitaire.
The telly's on now & it's raining really hard outside. The 'parents' are threatening to visit & as I look around me I can see that perhaps it might be poignant to see if I can remember where the hoover is. I think that's how you say it - not quite sure how you use it though. Oh and there’s the washing up of course. The rain’s made it really dark so if I keep the lights off I can forget about cleaning up for now.
Other half just stirred - great the day can get going! No such luck - "having a poo & going back to bed". Ah well. I asked “What day is it today?” hoping to hell it’s not Friday already. “Today” That’s good enough for me.
Yesterday did some pre-beer shopping. Post-beer shopping is always a very bad idea. That gadget you don’t need but it looks really cool. After a couple of beers it’s a must have. I remember a day not too long ago where the local bar-flies joked we were shoplifting as we kept taking turns to run out & buy stuff we’d seen earlier. Bank account tells a very sad & sorry tale – actually strike that. Bank account tells a story of two people who really don’t give a shit & live for today! “What day is it today?”
